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BONG thread Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:49:28 [Preview] No. 22620 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It was a long time ago when this thread was alive, and decided finally to upload the whole thing again. Let's start with the template and the original for historical purposes: it was created by a French Bernd in the late summer of 2016, then I'll dump the whole thin in alphabetical order.
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Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:14:50 [Preview] No.22658 del
Oh, that's it.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:22:39 [Preview] No.22662 del
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Nice.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:26:09 [Preview] No.22663 del
>>22662
It really is.
Among those I didn't make, my fav probably is Krang. But all of them feels inspired.


Bernd 01/23/2019 (Wed) 03:52:52 [Preview] No.22676 del
Wasn't there an "Oolong" one with War of the Worlds Martians?


Bernd 01/23/2019 (Wed) 06:10:55 [Preview] No.22677 del
>>22676
No. At least among what was posted here. But others out there seem to draw once in a while.



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Bernd 01/20/2019 (Sun) 19:10:43 [Preview] No. 22539 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
is it just me or zoomers are killing the internet?
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Bernd 01/21/2019 (Mon) 14:08:13 [Preview] No.22557 del
I don't think it's anything to do with age groups, since boomers are the ones who created the shitty zoomer social media sites in the first place. I think the biggest mistake people made was the use of irl identities online.


Bernd 01/21/2019 (Mon) 16:17:54 [Preview] No.22563 del
>>22557
i don't even care about zoomers but they seems like a "final solution" for internet

they're majority now and their collective iq is negative


Bernd 01/21/2019 (Mon) 17:36:55 [Preview] No.22571 del
One problem is the over-commercialization of the net. Everything is business now, or everyone wants to make money out of his site, not just cover the cost but make profit. With minimum work. Why write an interesting article with original research when you can just copypaste shit from Wikipedia? Why give honest, informative opinion on stuff when you can shill products and services? Why make a fast loading, aestethic site when you can just plaster everything with ads? Etc etc.


Bernd 01/21/2019 (Mon) 17:55:55 [Preview] No.22572 del
The internet is no longer what it was during the 90s, and it's been that way for quite a while.


Bernd 01/23/2019 (Wed) 03:33:33 [Preview] No.22675 del
>>22554
There may be a natural tendency for monopolies in social media. Keins who join exclusively for small talk with their family and friends will enter the site where those people already are, which is most likely the largest social media company. And people/institutions seeking the widest possible audience, from advertisers to attention whores, will always go for the largest site. Furthermore, these effects are self-reinforcing. This allowed previously small social media sites with the tiniest advantages over their competitors to grow exponentially and carve massive empires for themselves.



language thread Bernd 01/21/2019 (Mon) 20:25:31 [Preview] No. 22574 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you currently trying to learn a new language?

I want to improve my english and learn russian at the same time.

https://alinkrusca.com/

site related, it's learn russian for Türks, plus there is a few things to learn about russia and soviets.
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Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:45:18 [Preview] No.22618 del
>>22603
From Russia of course.

>>22605
Yep, Anki.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:14:07 [Preview] No.22657 del
>>22618
You use proxies or you border hopping?


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 21:02:06 [Preview] No.22672 del
>>22657
Returned home from work, different ISP.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 21:06:08 [Preview] No.22673 del
>>22618
I didn't know anki can do this. I never bothered to check the stats tab.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 21:34:40 [Preview] No.22674 del
>>22672
I thought you're preparing to liberate the Baltics again.



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Music thread Bernd 06/25/2017 (Sun) 10:42:00 [Preview] No. 8318 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post some relatively unknown but quality bands and music.
Or other melodies.
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Bernd 01/14/2019 (Mon) 21:59:24 [Preview] No.22368 del
>>22366

Metal bands also have pretty large amount of love songs. especially "light" subgenres of metal. More extreme metal has less love songs, I guess it is also related to "brutalness" of music. But these subgenres also less popular too.


Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 18:31:14 [Preview] No.22398 del
>>22368
Well, yeah, "sex, drugs, rock & roll" trinity is embedded into all the subgenre of rock and most songs fall into these categories, I would bet.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:32:27 [Preview] No.22666 del
Fat metal.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1sc8h1lQU7A [Embed]


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Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 20:22:12 [Preview] No.22671 del
>>22668
Cool.
Sleep Research Facility: Nostromo
D-deck



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recent cops Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:22:29 [Preview] No. 22661 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What did you recently purchase?


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:26:48 [Preview] No.22664 del
I bought at Forever21 a pair of camo cargo pants - I've been wanting a normal pair of camo pants, not joggers. Also, I needed a basic jacket for spring/summer rainy day. Copped both for $31 cad shipped.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:35:25 [Preview] No.22667 del
I just spend all of my money on alcohol.
t. Island Slav


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 20:10:01 [Preview] No.22669 del
Fuck you, Igor.


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>>22669
Why does Igor trigger the degenerate piece of shit?



Literature thread Bernd 01/15/2019 (Tue) 14:28:10 [Preview] No. 22380 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I think we had one of these long ago, before the ameriball slide.

I have been looking into ancient literature recently and have a list of two but was hoping Bernd could help bulk up my list:
Epic of Gilgamesh
Beowulf
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>>22567
Damn, Hungarian school is kc tier as fuck.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 17:43:24 [Preview] No.22606 del
Here's my current list. "Literature" can mean a bunch of things. I'm going to take it by it's literal definition here, meaning any body of written works, historical or legend, like BO seemed to do here: >>22382
>Norse sagas in general
>Gesta Danorum
>Etymologiae (by Isidore of Seville)
>Shahnameh
>Tarikh iftitah Al-Andalus
Everything else that I haven't read has already been mentioned here by BO.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:28:29 [Preview] No.22611 del
>>22567
My high school only had us read postmodern garbage.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:40:15 [Preview] No.22614 del
>>22606
Those sound nice. Read a couple of sagas, and planning more.

>>22587
Yeah the education was model "Prussian way". In the past decades some softening can be seen. Now they put emphasis on the understanding of stuff and not on the knowing data.

>>22611
Life is suffering on the decadent Scandinavia. I don't really understand how can they leave out everything that was part of the road which built our civilization.


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>>22560
>Gott strafe England!
>he's actually punching Scotland
Really makes you think



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Role Playing Games Bernd 12/17/2017 (Sun) 20:40:33 [Preview] No. 12621 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I want to begin a new series about a Hungarian pen and paper role playing game I've already mentioned in other thread(s). It's called M.A.G.U.S. - Kalandorok Krónikái (Chronicles of Adventurers) and I wish to guide you through it's history, world and maybe even rules. Frankly I'm not well prepared and most likely not the best person for the job, but, well, I'm the only one here and this is the best it's gonna get.
IRL talking with a real M.A.G.U.S. fan about M.A.G.U.S. is a real herculean challange as they can be extremely assburgerish about insignificant details, they can cite some careless comment from an obscure magazine's unknown article anytime and consider it rock solid canon they can base their opinion. It's worse to play it with an experienced fanatic as they are capable arguing to the point of the knife with the Kalandmester or Mesélő (Adventure Master or Tale Teller/Story-Teller, the DM, it's KM from no on) even if everyone knows the First Rule: the KM is always right.

Of course any other rpg can be discussed here, but I'd like to keep this thread for pnp or tabletop rpgs, crpgs should go into the Vidya thread.

>1st pic
This is the Első Törvénykönyv (First Code of Law or Rulebook, from now on ETK). It was published in 1997 for the first time.
>2nd pic
The Nagy Zöld (Big Green). Well this is the real first rulebook, published in 1993. The rules were written for a few years (I saw some parts in a mag from 1991) still it was full of errors, fuck ups and inconsistencies some of them haunt even in current year and will haunt probably forever. Never read it btw.
>3rd pic
Második Törvénykönyv (Second Code of Law) published in 1995 so even this predates the ETK... This one... I don't think it is more than some shitty addendum, even the foreword states every rule in this book is optional.
>4th pic
The continent of Ynev. I've no idea how to pronounce it so I call it Inev. The world itself is called Satriale... no, Satralis it has two other continents noone cares about only some vague shit were written about them and are unplayable by default. I think the ETK not even mentions the planet or operates on the supposition that Ynev is the name of the world. In following posts you will meet names very typical fantasy worlds. Lots of them were borrowed from IRL or other fantasy resources so prepare some familiar sounding stuff.

Oh I forgot. It's just a typical medieval fantasy world, with elves, dwarves and orcs. Luckily I don't know anything about gay-ass halflings.
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Bernd 12/16/2018 (Sun) 21:44:03 [Preview] No.21324 del
>>21322
correct on all counts
however go is also a very nice game
however unlike other games of simple rules and low entry barrier, enjoying go requires first developing enough familiarity or 'intuition' (specifically an strategic discernment) and that is achieved through playing lots and lots of games, unless you are instinctively gifted (or just very smart)
this is not qualitatively different to other 'complex' games but it's probably more pronounced in go than, for example, chess
this board is much too slow to provide for that necessary initial buildup
so playing go in the board should be fun but it will be better if people at least have previous exposure to it (it's simply not the same as say a game of draughts)


Bernd 12/18/2018 (Tue) 00:21:56 [Preview] No.21346 del
>>21324
I've played Go before...once.


Bernd 12/18/2018 (Tue) 15:24:06 [Preview] No.21368 del
>>21324
So you suggest before we try that we should learn the basics with flash games?


Bernd 01/05/2019 (Sat) 16:00:28 [Preview] No.22073 del
>>21368
well, although that's not bad suggestion, what I'm saying is that a taste for go usually needs to be developed, and one shouldn't judge too early


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 06:23:15 [Preview] No.22581 del
>>22073
Well then, adjourn this Go party.
But, we could play Gomoku, being much easier.
Fun fact: on the Hungary we call this game amoeba as the game. When we play it on paper, we usually outline each matches to separate them from others - since one paper can hold many matches -, which emphasizes an amoeba look as it usually drawn sloppy with rounded corners and such.



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Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:04:51 [Preview] No. 22642 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What type of phone do you have bernd.

Me: note 9


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 19:17:18 [Preview] No.22659 del
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I can call Trump anytime I want.



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Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 21:41:37 [Preview] No. 16530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What happens if you drink isopropanol aka ipa.

Asking for a friend who ran out of booze.
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Bernd 01/18/2019 (Fri) 18:55:14 [Preview] No.22504 del
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Drink tea instead.
I might wanna reupload the BONGS.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:35:53 [Preview] No.22613 del
I heard drinking ipa was a trend with urban professional types.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:42:40 [Preview] No.22615 del
IPA is converted to acetone in the body and you die


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:44:04 [Preview] No.22617 del
>>22504
>spoiler
do it


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:46:33 [Preview] No.22619 del
>>22617
Why not?

>>22615
Hello, newcomer, and welcome! Check the Catalog, read a little maybe you find something that interest you. Pls don't take example from the Canadian's behaviour. Enjoy your stay.



NEW canada Food Guide Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 17:36:27 [Preview] No. 22604 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
No more food categories!

The Food Guide now directs people to whole foods, and has done away with recommending a certain number of daily food-group servings to meet nutrient needs (e.g., calcium from dairy, iron from meat).

Eating the right foods instead of fussing over individual nutrients is the way to go, because if you base your diet on whole foods such as fruits, vegetables, whole grains, beans and lentils, fish, lean meat, yogurt and so on, you’re going to be consuming plenty of nutrients.

Since 2007, nutrition research has taught us that it’s the overall pattern of our diet that matters when it comes to health.

No more focus on meat. The decision to replace nutrient-based food groups with groupings of foods (e.g., protein foods versus “Meat and Alternatives”) has removed the emphasis on meat.

Lean meat is included as one of the guide’s protein foods (along with fish, eggs, dairy, beans, lentils and nuts), but it’s no longer the main attraction. And that’s a good thing.

High intakes of red meat have been tied to an increased risk of cardiovascular disease, type 2 diabetes and colorectal cancer. Eating more protein from plants compared to meat, on the other hand, has been associated with a lower risk of premature death from cardiovascular disease.

Downsizing the importance of meat in the diet also reflects findings from environmental research on optimal food choices.

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/article-canadas-revamped-food-guide-has-finally-caught-up-with-scientific/
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Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:12:19 [Preview] No.22608 del
Endchan also has a lovely feature beside thread watcher, the Catalog. Use that since we have a food/cooking thread already.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:23:38 [Preview] No.22609 del
>>22608

fuck off gypsy scum


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:25:40 [Preview] No.22610 del
did kohl go down? ernst has some odd posterings as well


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:32:41 [Preview] No.22612 del
>>22609
1. Wow rude.
2. You don't really want me to fuck off since I'm the main person here you can have conversation with. You can get replies from the others - while being rude won't make you a desirable conversational partner for them either - but they post far less. And the result could be pretty much for you not getting any replies, if you want this you might want to create an empty board for yourself to post in peace, alone.

For heads up: try to have manners and conform with the board general atmosphere. Use the Catalog, read first, and lurk. I see you came from 4chan, there you should have learnt at least to lurk before you start posting.
I don't mind you posting here, but don't be a dickhead, play that elsewhere.

>>22610
I dunno, it doesn't seem to load.


Bernd 01/22/2019 (Tue) 18:42:41 [Preview] No.22616 del
>>22610
Yeah it's down.