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'No way to prevent this says only country where this regularly happens Anonymous 02/17/2018 (Sat) 03:14:04 [Preview] No. 15389 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
PARKLAND, FL—In the hours following a violent rampage in Florida in which a lone attacker killed 17 individuals and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Indiana resident Harold Turner, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”
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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 17:33:13 [Preview] No.15638 del
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Thank Joe Biden. This guy sponsored the law (which was passed) to put an end to armed schools, I believe back in 1990.

Before this law, very little school shootings ever occurred. It was rare - and I mean very very rare. After Biden passed the gun-free zones for all schools, we immediately saw school shootings take off. Go figure. No one could shoot back against those monsters. Death tallies for shootings rose. Go figure. Again, no one could shoot back against those monsters.

If you blame Trump - or anyone else for that matter - you are a fucking moron who lacks knowledge of recent American history.

Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 02:26:52 [Preview] No.15644 del

So the government failed to protect students from this known nutcase. Now they expect us to rely 100% on them for our future protection? How can this make any sense at all?

Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 04:46:24 [Preview] No.15646 del
the NRA is against freedom, the nra is an org. of cucks

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend? Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 16:11:39 [Preview] No. 15609 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.

I am male.

How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.

I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.

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Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 19:31:24 [Preview] No.15610 del
Hello, Friend! I was once *EXACTLY* like you. I was a fucked-up toilet-obsessed degenerate with no grammar skills and sub-par intelligence from being dehydrated all the time because I masturbated too much. Then I discovered THE SECRET and now I am PUMPING SEMEN INTO MY GF'S TIGHT EAGER PUSSY every day! I'm still constantly dehydrated, but I don't care. Get ready for the money shot dude, 'cause here it is:

1. Stop being a pervert stalker forkwad. Girls don't like weird.

2. Be normal. Be confident. Be smart. Be happy.

3. Have a job.

4. Last, but most important, have the same respect for girls that you do for guys. Realize that a girl you want to mount and pump your cock in and out of until your brain explodes with endorphins and you shove the tip against her cervix hard and blow a thick load of jizz straight into her uterus has goals and wants a friend and a teammate as well as a partner and wants to enjoy life on her terms too and not just be controlled by a macho douchebag. Share! Enjoy!

That's it! You are SO FUCKING WELCOME dude! Good luck! Happy going balls-deep!

Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 03:11:03 [Preview] No.15619 del
I need to find a fucking gf in alternative way.
I love to stalk woman

Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 17:46:24 [Preview] No.15639 del
If you are a delinquent (which I assume) simply go to a local rave club and buy some drinks for a girl. Ask her to hang around and "party" with you. Yes, get her drunk (but don't overdue it, you don't want her too sauced or she'll spoil your plans). Get her very tipsy and joke with her a lot and glare into her eyes. This makes drunk woman horny for some reason, yes it actually works, but remember to smile and giggle. If they giggle and laugh, you know your charm is working. Then when you think they trust you, just ask them if they are horny, and tell them you think they are sexy and beautiful. Is should work fine.

Now, if that doesn't work for one girl, do not fret. Try it on another one and just keep trying it more and more. 1 out of 10 will end up fucking you. 1 out of 10 tries will do it, you may even get lucky and be able to hook a few that way per month.

It sounds greasy and shady, but it just works. Rave clubs are well know pickup joints of today, modern "girls just wanna have fun" joints.

Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 03:41:13 [Preview] No.15645 del
It is impossible in Indian society.
I know there are club in india but most girls in here do fraud.
So help me to get an awesome sexy gf in alternative way.

Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 19:54:08 [Preview] No. 15642 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Coffee make you a terrorist!

Anonymous 02/24/2018 (Sat) 02:19:13 [Preview] No.15643 del
From my dark roast beans bitch!

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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 19:43:55 [Preview] No. 15641 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nooooooo, my tummy feels bad!

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Anonymous 02/10/2018 (Sat) 11:26:18 [Preview] No. 15250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animublyadsky WebM-thread
for decent animublyadej animewhores and other autists.

To search for video sausage we use the following services:
- https://whatanime.ga/
- http://saucenao.com/
- http://iqdb.org/

The available codecs are VP8 / VP9 and x264 for video, Vorbis / Opus and AAC for sound, the number of files is 5, the maximum size of all files in the post is 358400KB (but this is not exact).
About coding:
- https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
- https://hive.blasux.ru/webm/s/

Dollchan Extension Tools:

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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 02:27:30 [Preview] No. 15617 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why have we stopped using the word vice versa as much as we did in the 1990s? Now days you hear "the oppose" used more. Is it because it sounds so pretentious? They're both derived from Latin words.

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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 02:33:44 [Preview] No.15618 del
where's my pic buddy

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Anonymous 02/23/2018 (Fri) 01:12:52 [Preview] No. 15616 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Good point, the poor should be able to eat well. And the Republicans are insane and their tax code benefits very rich couples.

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Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 04:55:31 [Preview] No. 15507 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? (link: http://bit.ly/2ECl8X7) bit.ly/2ECl8X7 And how do we explain those religious people who aren’t stupid at all? Discuss.

Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 09:17:20 [Preview] No.15525 del
Stupid people aren't good at thinking individually, some smart people still aren't either; they look for some figure to lead them because they lack in individual though and don't wish to take responsibility for their actions most like.

Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 11:59:03 [Preview] No.15575 del
Saloon just censored this article and deleted it because the Christians demanded it be censored. Which is typical of Christians.

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Anonymous 11/17/2017 (Fri) 18:14:52 [Preview] No. 13793 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why doesn't 4chan allow nude lolis? Why do people who call themselves real weebs accept that status quo? They are pussies and only real otaku like lolis because its an aquired taste from years of watching anime.
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Anonymous 02/21/2018 (Wed) 11:51:58 [Preview] No.15495 del
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4chan was dead long before /pol/ could do anything.
That had to do with GamerGate.
How new are you faggots?

Anonymous 02/21/2018 (Wed) 11:54:27 [Preview] No.15496 del
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Clearly you've never really paid attention to /pol/. It would not have turned out that way.
Say, when did 4chan outlaw lolis?
>I'll even start a little meme
>that AIDS

Anonymous 02/21/2018 (Wed) 11:56:09 [Preview] No.15497 del
ITT: Fags who blame /pol/ for 4chan's faggotry just like /pol/ blames the jews

Anonymous 02/22/2018 (Thu) 12:40:39 [Preview] No.15593 del
08 is the best choice. Kobe is cute CUTE.

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